Trump

(ify) Your Excuse

Donald
"Make Excuses Great Again"

We get it. Sometimes the truth just won’t do.

And you’ve used your regular ol’ humdrum excuses so many times, eyes start rolling the minute you open your mouth.

You need something new.

For those times you find yourself in a deep, dirty pickle and need an excuse so incomprehensible and/or offensive it’ll shock the “refute” right out of people, we (and Donald) have got you covered.

Together, we WILL Make Excuses Great Again.

What kind of situation do you need an excuse for?

What kind of pickle are you in?

Fill in the blanks below
(Don't worry, we'll add the excuse for you)

Dear

Sincerely

How do you want to communicate your excuse?