We get it. Sometimes the truth just won’t do.
And you’ve used your regular ol’ humdrum excuses so many times, eyes start rolling the minute you open your mouth.
You need something new.
For those times you find yourself in a deep, dirty pickle and need an excuse so incomprehensible and/or offensive it’ll shock the “refute” right out of people, we (and Donald) have got you covered.
Together, we WILL Make Excuses Great Again.